Friendship Is Now a Calendar Event and We're All Too Busy to Notice It Died
Somewhere between the Doodle polls and the three-week lead times, we stopped actually hanging out and started *scheduling the concept* of hanging out. The spontaneous drop-by is basically extinct, the 'you up?' text has been replaced by a Google Calendar invite, and somehow we're all lonelier than ever while being more 'connected' than we've ever been. Congratulations, we optimized the soul right out of friendship.